I have a very special friend
Named Nibbles Woodaway
He lives his life atop a roof
By the side of a highway

He smiles at all the passers-by
As they make their daily commute
Children blow him kisses and wave
And really think he's cute

He sometimes wears a Red Sox hat
And sips Del's lemonade
But as a local celebrity
He's greatly underpaid

They say he's paid in weiners
But only half an arm
He never gets the one from the pit
Which is always extra warm

But he doesn't really mind
It's all they can afford
After all, his best perk is
Knowing he's so adored