Bits and bytes and data streams
A post upon the half
And at the top of the hour
A brand new photograph

Two dolla's flushing toilets
There's many that want to chat
We claim to blog for charity
But, there's more to it than that

We'll stay and push the limits
Of the servers that host the blogs
And eat up all the bandwidth
Like greedy packet hogs

Some will find a journey
They didn't predict or intend
A few just might hallucinate
Before the trail's end

I doubt we'll be the only ones
To find a big surprise
Not all bloggers are teenage girls
Or perverts in disguise

We occupy a new frontier
That many don't understand
While others underestimate
The power we (as a group) command

It's not some online anomaly
Or a digital breaking wind
You'll find some signal above the noise
From those more disciplined

But that is not our power
You'll see it in the memes
We've broken all free comments
And caused indexes to bust seams

Today we're like an offline group
Blogging for a cause
It took a Cat to group the herd
Forcing the world to give pause